how many white girls do you think took a screenshot of 12/12/12 at 12:12
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”